Leftist Quickies for August 2022

Because your boss HATES it when you leave on time instead of staying a few extra hours to work unpaid overtime, here’s some Leftist Quickies.

1- Fat shaming is when you make people feel like absolute shit for being fat. Don’t do it.

1a- Remember that a LOT of fat people are fat because they overeat shit food with way too much salt and sugar. They do this because of depression, lack of self control, little time to prepare good food, lack of access to good food, and so on.

1b- Seriously, a gallon of soda costs a fifth of what a gallon of fruit juice costs. And a box of Chips Ahoy has a longer lifespan than a bunch of grapes, and it’s cheaper.

1c- A good chunk of the reasons for why obesity has become so commonplace can be traced back to the negative effects capitalism has on society. So lay off the fat people; most of them have gone through enough.

1d- Take care of your body, though. Eat good food, drink water, and get plenty of exercise. Remember: a FASCIST worked out today! Can’t lag behind the fash!